May 9, 2008
May 9, 2008 – CHiPs
And the award for worst penmanship goes to…
Well, it goes to this son of a bitch. I wish I could read his name. I’d like to write him a nice letter. Actually he was very nice, I’m just bitter about yet another ticket.
I gave him a good laugh. I was singing in my car as I was speeding down the freeway, a deserted freeway I might add, in the middle of the desert. Just outside of El Centro, the shitty little hick town that it is.
Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: More or less.
Me: So what are my options with this?
Officer: Well you can pay your ticket, or you can call the number on the back
of the ticket here and they will arrang---
Me: Sorry, I was hoping to get traffic school. I was wondering what my options were for that.
Officer: You won’t be eligible for traffic school at the speed I clocked you, but I didn’t sign the ticket yet. I could put that you were going 10 mph slower. That would make you eligible…
Me: That would be much appreciated.
Officer: You saw me back there didn’t you?
Me: No, I didn’t see until you pulled me over.
Officer: Yeah, I thought you saw me when I clocked you. It looked like you shouted “Fuck..”
Me: No, I was actually singing.
Officer: Yeah, I was behind you for a full mile or so.
By the way, “appreciated” is an underused word nowadays. Give it a try, and say it with sincerity. People love to be appreciated. Perhaps I realize this now more so since I work in such an underappreciated profession. Taxi drivers keep people from killing other people on the road, from getting DUI’s, providing, at times, the only way for people to get from one point to another.
Catherine has this policy where drivers have to tell her about any encounter that they have with law enforcement regarding moving violations, any violation involving a vehicle for that matter, regardless if the driver is engaged in company business or not. Why would I do that? What benefit would that serve? I’ve talked to drivers who say that Catherine just tries to use this as leverage when they get into trouble - for whatever. She told me that it is so that she knows all of the facts and that she can be more effective in defending us when the City of Cortez wants to revoke our taxi permit.
That’s absolute nonsense. Catherine has no pull with the courts. She can’t even corral a few rouge employees. All that the city cares about is that you don’t have too many points on your license. I don’t know the specifics, but I think it may even have to be suspended by the California Department of Motor Vehicles before you aren’t able to drive a taxi. Bottom line is that I got this in my personal car and I’m not going to tell her. I’m sure that I’m not the only one.