December 23, 2008
December 23, 2008 – Please Don’t Do That In My Taxi
No good stories in the last few days, however I have come to realize that there are things that I’d rather not have passengers doing in my cab. Here they are in no particular order.
1. Singing in the cab.
2. Asking my craziest cab story.
3. Going less than 2 blocks.
4. Being repeatedly told how to get somewhere once you have acknowledged your passengers and informed them that you know exactly where their destination is.
5. Try to haggle on the cab fare, or tell me that it was cheaper last time. I’ve driven your route dozens of times, I probably know within a dollar what it’s going to cost. Don’t tell me it was cheaper last time – because it wasn’t.
6. Picking up smelly beat up bums that smell like a pee cocktail garnished with B.O.
7. Being constantly asked if it is usually this cold (65 degrees), or told that the weather is nicer where they came from. That’s wonderful, I’m sure Detroit is beautiful, why would you ever leave.
8. Being asked if you live on the island. Do you have a $3 map I’ll show you what a peninsula actually looks like. Don’t know why this sham about calling Cortez an island irritates me so, but it does.
9. Being asked if I’m grumpy. I wasn’t until you spilled you drink and started shouting in my cab. Contrary to what my blog suggests, I'm actually quite friendly. It's no secret, bad news sells...:)
10. Being asked any question that starts out by shouting “Hey Cabbie!”