March 2, 2008
March 2, 2008 – Town Drunks
After a while of working in Cortez you start to notice a pattern. I have recently noticed one. Cortez is full of drunks. You know the ones that are out at the bar every day at 5 p.m. and make a total ass of themselves, or start crying telling you some personal detail of their lives, or being to drunk to remember their address, or what they’ve already asked you, or asking the same question over and over, or leaving their beer bottles in the back, or trying to smoke in the car with the windows up, and so on…
The NAVY is the worst! They smell like B.O, don’t know which Navy base that they are trying to get to, and worst of all is when they try to pick a fight with you. The sad thing is sometimes you see them doing the same thing every night.
They’re not bad people, sometimes they are quite pleasant. Some are real nice to talk to. “Smokey” is no exception. We all love picking up Smokey. He is one of the best tippers out there. Not really sure what Smokey’s story is, all I know is that word around town is that he is an excellent golfer. Smokey usually takes several taxi’s throughout the night, but the optimal time to catch him is on the ride home from the bar. Smokey is quite the conversationalist but usually easily gets confused and says “I don’t know man” or “I like your style.” Statements like this have become the norm and are expected on a ride home with Smokey.
Sometimes I pick up Smokey from the golf course when he is moderately sober and bring him to the bar or back to house and he will usually give about $4 dollars on a $6 dollar fare. A pretty average to substantial tip, and on top of that he is a nice guy and we all like to pick him up. However, if you get him leaving the bar at the end of the night he is more likely to give you a $14 dollar tip on a $6 dollar ride, which is an excellent tip. Well, tonight I was lucky enough to pick up Smokey and give him a ride home from the bar, and boy he was on a good one. When we got to his place he gave me $30 dollars for that $6 dollar ride. Funny thing was that he said “Here’s $50.” Apparently he was too drunk to count his money and thought he gave me more money than he did. I was more than happy, I didn’t see any need to correct him and tell him he was $20 short.
We have a long list of town drunks in Cortez. Interestingly enough most of them live on Margarita St...